Monday, December 11, 2006

analogy b/w repwri n es lolzzzz


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hehe i jus finished writin my "es-1"(electrical-sciences) exam nd have to go about writing another one" rep wri " (report writing ), and i thot of redesigning one of the chapters of rep wri (lolzzz es-1 seems to have a real lastin impact on me)
In this chapter we discuss the characteristic of a few electrical components and compare it with the human ego. In this chapter we discuss as to how each component behaves when placed directly across a voltage source. In real-life this voltage source can be any person who has immense knowledge in a certain area. So basically we here discuss how various human beings with varied levels of ego react to a knowledgeable person.
(i) Capacitors & Inductors: In theory, Inductors and Capacitors do not have ego. Which in other words mean, they do not resist to the flow of I (information). The process of accepting I stops only when they have knowledge (or V) comparable to the source. Such characteristics, helps them in building great amount of energy inside them. Though both can store a lot of energy in their life time, they can never aid the society by converting it into any other useful form. What use is electrical energy, when you cannot use it to help the society? There is a use. When a fully charged capacitor is connected across a load, it discharges the energy it has onto that load. This, in other words means that it starts imparting the knowledge it gained back to the society! This remains the only advantage of such components.Example: Most professors who keep educating a lot of students in their life, but do not use this knowledge in their research, fall into this category.
(ii) Diode: Interesting component. A diode could be a highly egoistic or least egoistic component depending on its bias. In theory, while being forward biased it offers no resistance, hence accepts all the information. But, when reverse biased, it blocks the flow of I completely, unless the voltage of the knowledge source is too high to break its ego! Such egoistic diodes are of no or very less use to the society. Even while being forward biased, since they have no resistance, they act like a connecting wire which cannot store any energy in it. In real life they are useless, unless you want to block all the information coming towards you!Example: People who think they know everything or at least think it is bad to accept that they do not know or understand things around them fit into this category
(iii) Resistor: Resistors are one of the most widely used components in any electrical circuit. They have just enough ego to block all the unwanted information and allow the wanted ones alone. Though a resistor cannot store energy like a capacitor or an inductor, it can always use the I(information). Any application where energy conversion is required a resistor is used. The light bulb we use or the water heaters that we use are all using resistors ability to convert the information into useful energy.Example: People who has good listening ears and also a sound mind which can think and use the information that they have gained fit into this category.
So what are you? A diode, a Resistor or a Capacitor?

2 comments:

bZoy said...

are you studying electronics, cause thats totaly funny.

LOL keep writing.

Neha said...

@ bejoy
not an electronics student but the student of discipline where u have to calculate 2+2 in 20 lines
yes u're rite computer sci student
its jus tat in my college we gotto study everythin from management to processors !!!!!