Perfect timepass !!

me :Hey m bored ....do something
He :okies sawal hamare jawaab aapke khelte hein
me : kya ?
He : arre seedhi sadhi bhasha mein bole toh tag :D
me :hmm k shoot n no boring questions plz :P
He : arre sab kuch tumhare answers pe hai yahan ;)
me :waah ! k chalo

1. What is your current desktop picture ?

Ab desktop pictures mein aap kya dekhenge - sunsets , palaces , gardens , monuments , waterfalls etc etc . Waise right now I see my dad smiling at me on the desktop . Hi Papa .

2. Do you believe in gay marriage ?

Huh ? Oye gay marriage hain , koi UFO thode hi hain jo pooch rahe ho "Do you believe ?". I believe a marriage is a union of two minds , who then commit to tread the path of life together , facing all adversity and celebrating all joys together , and helping each other grow in the process . Gay or otherwise , the essence of a marriage is unaffected by such trivial issues . Subhan allah , ekdum miss world waala answer diya na :P

3. What do you want more than anything right now ?

Watch Gone with the wind....Novel bahut badi hai n aajkal badhti hui umra k saath patience n nazrein kam hoti ja rahin hain :P

4 . What time were you born ?

On a mildly cool night that fateful day in February, I was delivered into this world , with no indication of the fact that I was to grow up to become the wonderful and charming young woman I am today . Within seconds of my being born , a pretty nurse with big eyes wrapped me into a soft white blanket . As she was turning back to get something else , I suddenly gripped her finger with my tiny palm , pulled her towards me and squeaked in my newly discovered voice - "Aunty , time kya hua hain ?."

You actually think all this happened ? Nahin na . So how am I expected to know what time it was when I was born ?

5. Are your parents still together ?

Oye ! Mr America , humare India mein parents remain together . They are very much together and have no dangerous plans . Shaadi mein fevicol khaayi thi ma papa ne , mazboot jod hain , tootega nahi.

6. Last person who made you cry ?

Me . I believe no one else can make me cry . Tears arise out of what I do with the thoughts in my head . ( Kaafi profound hain yeh jawaab , samajh na aaye toh koi nahin )

7. What is your favorite perfume/deo ?

Yaar main koi Page 3-socialite-fashion designer types hoon jo itna perfume conscious hongi ? Apna chal jata hai eva se .Vaise evening in paris sounds nice bolne mein ...

8. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex ?

Am a very adjusting and easy going person toh chalega kuch bhi , its jus it wud be totally uncool to have someone without one :P

9. What are you listening to ?

the wing's gossip with the background music -dil chahta hai


10. Do you like pain killers ?

Like ? What's there to like or dislike in a pain killer ? If there is pain , I take the pill . You don't expect me to 'like' pain killers and yell "Maaaa ! Aaaj lunch mein aloo ke paranthe aur pain killers bana do ! Bahut din ho gaye accha khaana khaye hue !."

11. Are you too shy to ask someone out ?

Nahin Nahin n esp jab m bored n want a company . Aata kya Gone with the wind dekhne ? Ab bolna toh "aata kya khandaala' chahti thi , but abhi khandaala jaane ka mood nahin hai yaar.

12 . If you could eat anything right now , what would it be ?

The guy who's asking so many questions in this tag . With some tomato ketchup.

13. Who was the last person you made mad ?

Ma. I do that with alarming frequency.

14. Is anyone in love with you ?

Gentleman , this question is for you. Aaju baaju mat dekh , baat dil ki bol daal.