me a big gurl :P

recently had a conversation wid one of my frns ,made me feel like me a big big gurl :P
here it goes.....
Ankur : There is no pride in losing…
me : You mean you’d rather not participate than lose?
Ankur: Yes. Because when you lose, you lose your pride in front of millions.
me: And when you don’t play for the fear of losing, you don’t lose anything?
Ankur: Yep.
me: Hahaha !!Let me get this straight. Your statement tells me two things. First you are telling me that losing in front of millions of people humiliates you, but losing in private does not. And second, not participating for the fear of losing or let me say failure does not upset you… and would not mean that you have no pride whatsoever?
Ankur: No ,You’re getting me wrong. I meant to say that I’d rather not take a challenge that I’m not confident of pulling off.
me: Which means you’d never take on a risk?
Ankur: That would be correct.
me: Have you seen snow?
Ankur: No. Not really.
me: And you’ve never been to Ottawa rite ?
Ankur: No ,btw ur ottawa proff seems to b in ur mind all times :P
me: jokes apart abhi ,would you like to btw ?
Ankur: Sure.
me: But what if you catch a cold…? Isn’t that a risk? Or it is not too much of a risk?
Ankur: I er…
me: Ok. Forget that. Tell me, would you go to a lady at a bar and ask if you could have a dance…?
Ankur: Sure. If she is pretty :P
me: Hahaha. Okies , Suppose you do that. And then she, in somewhat a loud voice, refuses. Would you never ask another lady to dance - until you were absolutely sure that she was taken in by you?
Ankur: Umm…
me: Do you ever use a public toilet? Or shake hands with strangers?
Ankur: Yes…
me: Thats a risk. Do you know that there are 1600 types of bacteria in a public toilet and that 80 percent of the people don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the toilet?
Ankur: Ah well, thats a risk I can take.
me: Hmm… do you know that you could catch diseases like ebola from shaking hands with some one who’s not washed hands after going to the toilet. Ebola is fatal… You can get hookworms, pappilomaviruses and hepatitis A from toilet seats. There are other diseases but
I am not even going to talk about it… How do you feel about the challange now?
Ankur: Er… here it is doctor speaking ,me not from medical family remember !!btw I never knew all this.
me: I rest my case. And hey come on! Give yourself a break. Sometimes do things just for the heck of it. Most of the times when you’re worrying about public failures, people are not even regarding you with any remotest interest…!
Ankur: Alright. You win… but really? Hepatitis A?
me: Hehe… Naah I was just kidding with you :P. Wanted to see how long you would defend yourself :D
Ankur :uuuuuuuuuu
me: yeah yeah me the witty , me the smartest :P
Ankur: add to it a real good counsellor
me:Haan did i mention about my fees
Ankur: Mam do i qualify to get some concession ,remember i am one of ur gud frns
me: oh yeah yeah faintly
Ankur:so how much do i owe you
me:nothin much jus a bada waala dairymilk wud do
Ankur: :D done
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and the conversation contd

ps : thought of sharin an interestin conversation in the end my frn recently had on ip messenger (kinda im for lan u can say wid loads of ppl on ur list )
ar : hey
karthika : (wondering ar who ) hey ,btw who's it
ar : oh this is amitabh bacchan n u ?
karthika :( thinkin of writin mein mein madhuri dixit but soundz ..)ok this is aishwarya rai
ar: oh matlab meri bahuraani ,kaisi ho ?
:DDDDDDDDDD
cutting the crap here



- Neha